Went shopping with mum and managed to buy a whole tub of GUMMY BEARS!!
*in the car*
Mum: how long do you think it’ll take you to finish that tub?
Me: with everyone? Or just myself?
Mum: just you
Me: SO I DON’T HAVE TO SHARE IT?!?! :DD
Me: *sweet, wait is this a trick question?* umm, two weeks?
Mum: okay, if to finish that tub before two weeks, you’re screwed.
Me: *gulp* sure…
*Barely two days later*
More then half way finished, *huge gulp*